Going down the river? Don't get caught up the Creek! Colorado, Deschutes, Snake, Kern: every year more people discover the thrill of rafting North America's glorious rivers. And every year, one basic wilderness rule echoes ever louder between canyon walls: You must take out everything you came in with. Forget the paddle, what you need is a "groover"-a river toilet, undeniably nasty but ecologically friendly. Join raunchy raconteur Joe Lindsay and find out what can happen when things go horribly-hilariously-wrong. Want to start a conversation? Want to end one? Whether you read it in a crowd around the campfire or leave it for your guests to find, you'll agree: this book is a great ride through some gnarly territory.